Thursday, July 31, 2008

The transaction

Parents-Whose turn is it to get in the shower first?

Kids--Blondie's

Blondie (to Brownie)--I'll pay you $5 in cold, hard cash to take yours first.

Brownie--Okay

Blondie rethinks and now offers $2, and is negotiated back up to $3. Money actually changes hands.

Brownie--I'll do anythng for money!

Parents--Oh, that's nice to know.