Three things

1. It is too hot for humans in Houston. I truly believe that we should not live somewhere that is so close to our own body temperature this many days a year. It is wrong.

2. This is officially the earliest I have ever seen Christmas stuff. August 11. Sheesh!

3. If your last name has three or four syllables, do not give your child a name with more than two syllables. This should be a rule followed by everyone.