Not a banner hour or so

***I went to see the doctor about my back today. However, the appointment was yesterday....and I waited for 15 minutes to be told I could reschedule for September.

***Since I had an appointment, and I was starving, I went to get some fast food. This was ill afforded by my wallet and my waist.

***The parking lot at the office complex doesn't take plastic, so I went to a bank and used the ATM. As I walked back through the bank, the teller asked, "Did you leave your card in the machine?" I checked my wallet, and sure enough I had. Not only could she not give it back to me, she informed me that it had been cut in half.

***At least I didn't lock my keys in the car, huh?