What my sister won't get around to posting

My nine-year-old niece got into a bit of trouble at school last week. Then she had the following conversation with my father when he tried to talk to her about it.

Punkin Head: I don't want to talk about that.
Grandaddy: Well, when will you feel like talking about it?
Punkin Head: Just before the apocalypse.

I laughed my ass off.